Health: Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an...

By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 23:49 - United States

Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By kerdersty - 30/05/2011 03:27 - Canada

Today, I was snowboarding when a skier cut me off, resulting in me colliding with a 12 year-old girl. The girl was totally fine, and I was alright except for a slight nose bleed. I apologized to the girl, then her mom hit me over the back with a ski pole as I snowboarded away. FML

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By jostertoaster12 - 13/02/2015 20:31 - United States - Steamboat Springs

Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML

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By gumpy - 25/02/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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By fmlmao - 28/01/2017 12:00

Today, I was feeling depressed, so I decided to go snowboarding with friends to cheer myself up. I fell on the first trail and broke my dominant wrist. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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It's all downhill from here…

By Tree Hugger - 22/12/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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luna_y_mar 0

Monday 25 April 2011 9:03

that guy(Easter bunny) gots skills!!

dreamering 16

Monday 25 April 2011 9:14

I’m sorry to say it OP, but it seems that you have smoked too much. Please wake up and explain again what happened.

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FTang 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:51

happy zombie Jesus day!

Twincest 11

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:03

actually, that's fking' funny! XD

nuke1729 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:08

snowboarders rule!!!

girl0007 11

Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:13

hahaha that sucks. I miss Mammoth, I used to live there. It's AMAZING

jaramia20 5

Tuesday 26 April 2011 10:49

And that my friends , is why I Rabbit hunt !!! LMAO

justin_ro 3

Tuesday 26 April 2011 16:39

that's actually awesome :)

grievlocke 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:13

You can't really blame them, you were skiing after all.

dinfosgrad 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:26

awesome! this made my day picturing this actually happen!

Pixelfish 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:20

that was me next time let me link my turns in peace

chandraalaa 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:23

bullshit scenario! you don't gotta lie to kick it ..

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