Intimacy: Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to...

By helpless_soul - 29/08/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML

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By Marc - 06/02/2012 21:43 - United States

Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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By areyouserious - 29/02/2012 10:36 - United States

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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Hot stuff

By Liam. - 01/02/2010 05:15 - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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On Target, almost

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 06:00

Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML

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By justno - 29/06/2014 00:26 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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Zebidee 8

Monday 29 August 2011 12:00

Creepy and an idiot. A winning combination.

Xaviexis 6

Monday 29 August 2011 12:01

I guess she'd hit you right back. I figure though that anyone who thinks OP deserves it condones physical abuse as a justifiable response to an admittedly somewhat inappropriate comment. If the genders were reversed and a guy hit a girl OP for making a similar comment, would the OP still deserve it? I smell a double standard here.

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emilymaevancore 4

Monday 29 August 2011 22:25

hahah that's tooo funny :p

CSRozell 4

Monday 29 August 2011 23:27

did you get her number?

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 31 August 2011 3:22

Yes. Her number was conveniently written on her knuckles. The ink was still wet.

Xaviexis 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 2:09

I think 99% of people are reasonably intelligent (though not exactly brilliant) for 99% of the time. 1% of the time, normally intelligent people let the complexities of life distract them to the point where they end up putting batteries in backwards even though they know better, not noticing that they're about to walk into a canoe, or confusing security monitors for regular TV screens. That's why, when someone does do something that dumb, I don't immediately jump to the conclusion that they're always that stupid since usually they're caught at a bad moment. Granted, there is the occasional person who really is consistently that stupid but if all you have is a brief glimpse at someone doing something dumb, it's usually impossible to tell if it's just a momentary lapse or a frequent occurrence. That said, it was quite stupid to mistake the security monitor display for regular TV display but I'll need a lot more evidence before I can confidently state that you really are that stupid (on a regular basis, anyways).