Miscellaneous: Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling,...

By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 12:49 - India

Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML

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By Shitty day - 24/05/2016 05:59 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML

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By LennyComa - 19/03/2017 00:00

Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML

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By foojew93 - 09/08/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML

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By lbg2msf - 06/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Biloxi

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

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By Devil's Pigeon - 18/04/2017 14:00

Today, on vacation, I had my first encounter with a macaw parrot, who promptly bit my ear and shat on me while amused tourists laughed and took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 19:17 - Israel

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

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By wheelchairgirl - 16/12/2016 01:21 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 18:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML

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Yoga to watch out

By Peelates - 12/03/2017 22:00

Today, I prepared to do my early morning yoga, lowered myself on to the mat then felt a wet patch on my stomach. Turns out my roommate's cat had taken a piss on my orange mat and I'd been too tired to notice. FML

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MasterHurricane 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:03

next time, dont take shit from anyone.

blazingman311 1

Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:02

I hope you threw your poo back?

Comments

maahinberi 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 11:09

facts*

agnijay 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 14:06

Wow, you posted that message and the only word you BOTHERED to fix was "facts." Shit-for-brains. And before you go complaining, I'm Indian too (but I was born, raised, and I live in America.)

nfdlax9 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 22:22

are monkeys in India like squirrels in the US? imagine a squirrel throwing poop at you nuts and all

gk1234 0

Friday 8 January 2010 0:04

LMFAO!

Sarcastic_Lady 0

Friday 8 January 2010 3:38

One of the few FMLs that actually made me LOL.

ImTheUser 0

Friday 8 January 2010 7:36

This made me LOL so hard

starshine3987 0

Friday 8 January 2010 6:19

You're... in... INDIA. So you get a little monkey poo on you. Quit bitching and get back to enjoying the trip of a lifetime you're having that very few people get to experience.