Miscellaneous: Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling,...

By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 12:49 - India

Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML

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By Shitty day - 24/05/2016 05:59 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML

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By LennyComa - 19/03/2017 00:00

Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML

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By foojew93 - 09/08/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML

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By lbg2msf - 06/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Biloxi

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

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By Devil's Pigeon - 18/04/2017 14:00

Today, on vacation, I had my first encounter with a macaw parrot, who promptly bit my ear and shat on me while amused tourists laughed and took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 19:17 - Israel

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

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By wheelchairgirl - 16/12/2016 01:21 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 18:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML

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By Peelates - 12/03/2017 22:00

Today, I prepared to do my early morning yoga, lowered myself on to the mat then felt a wet patch on my stomach. Turns out my roommate's cat had taken a piss on my orange mat and I'd been too tired to notice. FML

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MasterHurricane 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:03

next time, dont take shit from anyone.

blazingman311 1

Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:02

I hope you threw your poo back?

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guenter 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 12:30

I taught him that

Elphieba 4

Tuesday 18 January 2011 13:30

If you imagine this its funny **** poopoo pee on the monkey

SunJum 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 21:36

I'm from India but I find this hilarious! (no I don't own monkeys)

ElricMustang 23

Sunday 22 January 2012 15:06

Lmaoo #2, but yea; haven't you ever seen Madagascar? "Well of course we're going to fling poo at them"

1_dvs_bstrd 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 13:44

Monkey see, monkey do

JW_SR 9

Friday 22 June 2012 21:18

Ha ha ha ha...seriously?? I keep imagining a monkey crapping in its hands and taking aim at you! LOL

jc95sd 3

Monday 26 November 2012 23:30

Damn it!!! you got me in trouble for laughing hysterically in the middle of math class...

DREsWay 3

Sunday 30 December 2012 19:26

Besides the poop part The studying In India sound nice I actually went last year

Kuhu1993 21

Wednesday 1 May 2013 17:35

Welcome to India. Namaste

Ikz_Hustler 9

Monday 17 March 2014 11:45

Oh shit

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Today, I was sitting on the wooden edge of my coffee table watching my sister's boyfriend play Halo 2, when I leaned back to stretch and shattered the center pane of glass in the table. I now have a large gash in my ass. FML

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Today, I did the "walk of shame" sixteen blocks. It wouldn't have been so bad if the sidewalks and streets weren't completely covered in ice. Somewhere along the way I lost what little dignity I had left, along with my left shoe. FML

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