Miscellaneous: Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing...

By Username - 13/12/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML

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By ShowerGirl - 30/04/2013 07:54 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Woodland

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 10:56 - Australia

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 16:19 - United States - Naperville

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

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By Lindso1 - 06/07/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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Fortuitous 0

Monday 13 December 2010 23:00

That thief stole the shit from the mother in Belgium, too! Everything is linked, kids.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 13 December 2010 23:11

More people need to receive notes like these.

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Viva_la_Emery 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 16:07

I'd be more worried about the fact that you were in the shower, naked, with a strange person in your house. 0.o

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 14 December 2010 16:29

Will I guess OP got *puts on glasses* Cleaned out... YYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!

fml98kevin 4

Wednesday 15 December 2010 6:49

you really couldn't hear the robber? FAIL

JDBoyes07 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 6:54

Don't you just hate judgmental burglar?

bittersweettttt 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 11:12

woww , that's impossible lol

MercedesJhane 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 19:59

Pahaahaa! Too funny smh

Vanyaxe 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 7:05

did you get robbed by Simon Cowell?

plasticspoon 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 7:06

He got you good...lol

RAUN 8

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:22

Did he or she leave fingerprints on the note and pen?

KYLEW72 3

Friday 29 June 2012 5:32

Poor you psych you probably deserved it

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