Miscellaneous: Today, while talking to one of my parents' friends, we discovered...

By anonymous - 03/01/2013 10:34 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, while talking to one of my parents' friends, we discovered that the house he grew up in is the same house my boyfriend now lives in. When he recalled that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, "Oh my gosh, I lost my virginity there!" FML

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Same thing different taste

By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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By meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

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Big deal

By Like mother like daughter - 24/02/2015 22:25 - United States - Aurora

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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Sing me to sleep…

By anonymous - 25/09/2020 20:01

Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML

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Think before you speak

By Takuma - 20/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 00:57 - Australia

Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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New Romantics

By sallyfradoodle - 13/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML

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TheOneTC 8

Thursday 3 January 2013 16:07

They're basically the same

shireman97 6

Thursday 3 January 2013 16:07

Aren't you a quick thinker

Comments

DarkJediLove 19

Thursday 3 January 2013 16:22

Well there goes all his sweet childhood memories.

micahdunk 13

Thursday 3 January 2013 16:26

Oh wow. What a conversation topic.

perdix 29

Thursday 3 January 2013 16:27

Maybe you lost your first "****** dentata" tooth in there. That would be an even bigger coincidence. Sometimes, thinking before speaking comes in handy. Try it.

gc327072 30

Thursday 3 January 2013 16:58

Then I hope she lost ALL of them!

Catkam623 27

Thursday 3 January 2013 17:39

Aww perdix I don't think I'll ever sleep again

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 3 January 2013 20:48

OP, why the hell did you feel the need to reply? and why the hell did I feel the need to google ****** dentata?

perdix 29

Thursday 3 January 2013 23:12

#54, so you'll know not to freak out when you see ads for a combination gynecologist/dentist. The More You Know(TM).

supportcommand 17

Friday 4 January 2013 0:25

The term "snapper" comes to mind after reading about ****** dentata.

TomPusslicker 21

Friday 4 January 2013 18:25

Reminds me of Pillow Pants.

beddington 7

Thursday 3 January 2013 16:31

It's not lost, it's right where you left it.

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 3 January 2013 22:28

Yes, right there on the kitchen table.

MaxG123 8

Thursday 3 January 2013 16:31

Bet the conversation went awkward very quickly..

perdix 29

Thursday 3 January 2013 16:42

#17, but then the kid will eventually lose his or her virginity there, too! Cool if it's a boy, but catastrophe if it's a girl. Sorry for the double-standard.

Rebekkah1993 10

Thursday 3 January 2013 16:57

Teeth . Sex. Kinda the same :-S

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 3 January 2013 20:50

She puts the bite in "Oral Sex"

outoftown 26

Friday 4 January 2013 21:26

#37, Both involve orifaces. Just ones at different... poles.

ICastillo 24

Thursday 3 January 2013 17:00

Hmm everybody seems to lose something in that house... It's just a bad luck house. OP stay out of there. You don't know what else you might lose in there.