Kids: Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and...

By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 04:12 - United States

Today, in an attempt to potty train my 2-year-old, I sat her on the toilet and waited for several minutes. I finally gave up and lifted her off the toilet just in time for her to pee on my new shoes. FML

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By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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By not_trained_for_this - 18/11/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML

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Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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um_duh 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 12:13

That sucks!!! What a rude child!

Jaguaress 2

Saturday 20 June 2009 12:13

Wow... Children are so literal. I can see it happening so quickly that you didn't realize what he was doing. Maybe next time you might want to say "Yes, you may use the bathroom in the bathroom," as you're guiding the child to the lavatory. Whatever you do, don't take your eyes off of him/her. lol

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ssnc 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:42

#17, why does one line of work automatically receive a YDI? I'm a camp counselor, which is a great job except for the ones with bad parenting, and I'm sure they don't all turn out right in the end, probably causing other FMLs (if it's OK to pee on the carpet, it's ok to pee off someone's roof, in the pool, on your bed if you're "too drunk" to go to the bathroom, to name a few)

RPGod 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 16:02

Ahahahaa.... Kids are idiots.

shakenbake93 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 16:24

Why the hell did u just stand there and let him "pee all over your leg and shoes". You must have the reaction times of a three toed sloth.

eyehurts 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 16:30

ewww make him stand in the corner!

cowardm 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 16:43

reminds me of the dinner table scene from the movie Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

1234five 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:09

Who does that little twit think he is? I hate kids

null_fml 11

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:38

Bob (woman)?

fooch 0

Monday 7 March 2011 21:41

ikr

lorchan 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:42

Aw... that must suck :/ My homeroom teacher always says 'Not in here.' when people ask to use the bathroom. Maybe you could try that :D

UGADawg08 1

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:56

You should have grabbed the little bastard by his neck, and smashed his face through a window repeatedly.

charadeyouare 0

Friday 19 August 2011 3:28

Please seek psychiatric help

curryndricegirll 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:07

For everyone saying that he was too slow to react, you'd be surprised how quickly it all happens...especially if they really have to pee. That, and honestly, how many people expect someone to pee on them? I mean, you could move away if it happens a lot. Then again, if he'd moved, he would have peed on someone or something else. But yeah, it could happen. and I'm telling you from experience...pee travels faster than you do.