By guard35 - 12/08/2009 17:02 - Canada

Today, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle and claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on and told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML
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guard35 0

omg,everybody needs to calm down. im not fat. and im not looking for sympathy. i just thought it was funny that the kid said that. i dont think that "my life is over", i thought it was hilarious and laughed forever and told pretty much anyone who wanted to listen. i probably have higher self esteem that most of you on this site anyways. go find something better to do with your life than waste it on the computer ranting about stupid things. k thanks bye

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caancoha 0

Well, you are bigger than him. Even if you're not overweight, he may have said that. FYL for overreacting.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I've tried to submit a few FMLs I thought were funny as well, rather than terrible, but I guess nobody else found it amusing. But seriously? Don't be such a bitch about it. Correcting people is one thing, but god damn.

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Shots_HK 0

You don't have to be fat to be a whale, but it helps.

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Shots_HK 0

Do people come to this site for sympathy?

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imratedG 5

I come to this site so I can appreciate appreciate my life more xD and I think "oh, I thought I had it bad o_o"

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RideOorDiee 0

Stfu ppl i highly doubt the kids calling him fat!!! It just came out that way hints the fml so stfu and quit sayin lose weight and ish!!!

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Dahlia_F 0

uhm, a woman posted this. kthxbye. the doors ----> that way.

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Unregistered 0

lol fattie getting angry? dont stress yourself pushing down on keys here *tosses mars bar* you can eat that until your 5 pound cake arrives

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jewjewbee 6

I'm going to try my best to translate this into English: Shut the **** up, people. I highly doubt the kid's calling her fat! It just came out that way, hence the FML. So shut the **** up and quit telling her to lose weight and shit! RideOorDiee, was I close? The last word was just a guess.

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amandawins 0

Even if she WAS fat, it's inappropriate.

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xxMiiNii 0

Kids are funny. One time my cousin asked my grandfather "Was grandpa alive when there were dinosaurs?". It was very funny hahaha.

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amandawins 0

The attitude towards fat people here is disgusting beyond anything I've seen before.

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ninja578 0

don't sweat the kid's comment, but "reel me in" sounds more like flirting... sorry u got rejected

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NEWTROLLINTOWN 0

YDI, U ******* IDIOT, EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT WALES ARE MYTHICAL CREATURES LIKE DRAGONS. FYL FOR NOT KNOWING THAT

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DameGreyWulf 0

YEAH WALES DOESN'T EXIST. IT'S JUST SCOTLAND AND ENGLAND'S RETARDED FAKE BABY.

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RPGod 0

I am so tired of these lame FMLs. "Today, a kid said something relating to size, and I have such self-esteem issues that I thought that they said that I'm fat. BOOHOO!"

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