By guard35 - 12/08/2009 17:02 - Canada

Today, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle and claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on and told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML
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guard35 0

omg,everybody needs to calm down. im not fat. and im not looking for sympathy. i just thought it was funny that the kid said that. i dont think that "my life is over", i thought it was hilarious and laughed forever and told pretty much anyone who wanted to listen. i probably have higher self esteem that most of you on this site anyways. go find something better to do with your life than waste it on the computer ranting about stupid things. k thanks bye

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caancoha 0

Well, you are bigger than him. Even if you're not overweight, he may have said that. FYL for overreacting.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I've tried to submit a few FMLs I thought were funny as well, rather than terrible, but I guess nobody else found it amusing. But seriously? Don't be such a bitch about it. Correcting people is one thing, but god damn.

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juicetoosh 0

OMG F------------- YOUR LIFE!!! IT'S OVER!!! Seriously, wtf? He called you a whale because you're probably fat. If you are, lose weight. If you aren't, then why get so offended that you think your life is f--ked?

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andlifesuxagain 0

I bet fatty wants cake after that. Food helps console the injured soul. YDI for being a big fat fatty. I am guessing the game hungry hungry hippos was named after ya huh? So you are in the water teaching swimming lessons. What confidence you must give to other kids around to nkow they have a lifeboat just floating right next to them lol p.s. your fat

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andlifesuxagain 0

at least he doesnt need to visit sea world now

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repyourcliche 0

Wow, it would've been worse if he'd called you a whale though... oh, no wait...

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deaditegirl 0

Um, whales are bigger than fish, adults/teens are bigger than kids... ever consider that? If you're not fat, YDI for being so sensitive and caring what a kid thinks. If you are fat, YDI for whining on the internet instead of doing something about it.

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mehwhateverr 0

Like the person above me said, he probably said whale because you're an adult and therefore a lot bigger than he is.

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hudaheo 0

i like fat ppl fml's. they make me laf :D

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repyourcliche 0

duz dey?? hehe dey makez meh lafs 2 :D:D:D:D :

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CheshireHalli 19

"I like fat people FMLs. They make me laugh." What does FML own in your sentence? xD Sorry, had to do it...

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jet_fml 0

OH MY GOD HE IS A SMALL CHILD AND HE IS NOT CALLING YOU FAT. I'm sure he would have said the same thing no matter who he was reeling in. Stop being so insecure.

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lifeislife_fml 0

This is nowhere close to an FML. He small, you're big, whales are big, so he calls you a whale. Oops, I just called you big, do not be offended!!!!!1 :O Geez, people get concerned with the smallest, not harmful things.

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jonny2x4 0

Kids say the darndest things. They tend to call things as they see it. Can't fault them for being honest. Funny as hell though.

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RideOorDiee 0

Yay JewJewBee [ aka dumbfuck ] your not compleatly stupid!!!

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