By guard35 - 12/08/2009 17:02 - Canada
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omg,everybody needs to calm down. im not fat. and im not looking for sympathy. i just thought it was funny that the kid said that. i dont think that "my life is over", i thought it was hilarious and laughed forever and told pretty much anyone who wanted to listen. i probably have higher self esteem that most of you on this site anyways. go find something better to do with your life than waste it on the computer ranting about stupid things. k thanks bye
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omg,everybody needs to calm down. im not fat. and im not looking for sympathy. i just thought it was funny that the kid said that. i dont think that "my life is over", i thought it was hilarious and laughed forever and told pretty much anyone who wanted to listen. i probably have higher self esteem that most of you on this site anyways. go find something better to do with your life than waste it on the computer ranting about stupid things. k thanks bye
I've tried to submit a few FMLs I thought were funny as well, rather than terrible, but I guess nobody else found it amusing. But seriously? Don't be such a bitch about it. Correcting people is one thing, but god damn.
You should have submited this to mylifeisaverage.com/ or some other site like that if you wanted people to laugh and not think your upset by the kid. When I'm reading things on here I take it that the person who submited the FML is complaining about something, hence the name of the site. You shouldn't get all pissy at everyone for misinterpreting your intention
#1 rule about submitting an FML: don't submit one where it sounds like someone it may be IMPLIED that you are fat, even if you're not and think the situation is funny, if you're going to be offended by the commenters picking up on the implications. =)
I thought it went more like "Just don't submit a ******* FML if you don't want bullshit"? People are going to make assumptions.
Yeah because **** fat people they have no right to post here. People shouldn't just not be worthless piles of shit, fat people should all just kill themselves so they don't inconvenience skinny people by existing anymore.
this is really a situation in which "YDI FOR BEING A GIRL" really makes sense. who else would be so offended by such an innocuous statement.
XTheDesertSongX
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well, he could have said a huge fish... he probably meant liek you, as a person, were to big to be a fish and didn't mean you were fatt????????????? I don't really know what I'm saying... I'm not paying atteention..... kthxbai! oh and lolspeak ftw!!!!!!!
jumperdreams
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kids say the darndest things.... lol
LeCorsaire_fml
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you are so asking for it. lol
YDI for no sense of humor. Grow-up its a kid. Kids talk smack, they are very good at it. Worthless canucknucklehead!
phishyyy
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Hahahahahahahahah this made my day (:
haha that kid is awesome
RideOorDiee
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Oh my gawwd!! Shut the **** up ppl!!! 'omg your fat blah blah blah!! Not a fml' news flash! Fml IS for funny situations!! There not suposed to be all serious and shit!!! There ment to make you ****** laugh i swear yall 'commenters' aint funny by sayin that!!! If i ever meet one of yall ima shove my foot up your ass and kick your kidney!! :] have a good day!!!
CourtneyDanielle_fml
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Lmfao. That's something I would have thought of saying. That kid is awesome.
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Well, you are bigger than him. Even if you're not overweight, he may have said that. FYL for overreacting.
I've tried to submit a few FMLs I thought were funny as well, rather than terrible, but I guess nobody else found it amusing. But seriously? Don't be such a bitch about it. Correcting people is one thing, but god damn.