By guard35 - 12/08/2009 17:02 - Canada

Today, while teaching swim lessons, a boy was holding a noodle and claimed it was his fishing rod. Trying to be fun, I grabbed on and told him to "reel" me in. He then yells out 'YAY, I caught a whale!'. FML
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omg,everybody needs to calm down. im not fat. and im not looking for sympathy. i just thought it was funny that the kid said that. i dont think that "my life is over", i thought it was hilarious and laughed forever and told pretty much anyone who wanted to listen. i probably have higher self esteem that most of you on this site anyways. go find something better to do with your life than waste it on the computer ranting about stupid things. k thanks bye

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Well, you are bigger than him. Even if you're not overweight, he may have said that. FYL for overreacting.

I've tried to submit a few FMLs I thought were funny as well, rather than terrible, but I guess nobody else found it amusing. But seriously? Don't be such a bitch about it. Correcting people is one thing, but god damn.

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he probably said that cause you aren't fish size he is a kid after all don't take it too hard

lovely997 0

WHO CARES if she's fat. No chick wants to be reffered to as a whale. It's none of yur ducking business how big she is. All yuh people are such idiots.

"yuh"... and yet you say everyone else is an idiot.

Kids have a way of being very truthful......lose some weight :D

Well you're far too big to be a fish, aren't you? If you're a swimming teacher, it's probably unlikely you're fat. The kid was just being a kid, don't worry about it too much.

Thats great. I would play along and pretend to spray water and splash with my tail.

LOL. I've read this one twice and only just realised you meant a foam noodle, not the food. I was confused. Anyway, fyl.

well maybe he was planing on "catching" other kids, and your clearly bigger (as in taller and broader). u don't know for sure if he was saying u were fat, but it could have been unintentional.

im not fat, i thought it was super funny that the kid said that. and i didnt take it personally. i dont know why people can;t understand that

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guard35 i suggest you find out what FML means . .. ******* twat

LMFAOO.. OMG he violated.. YDI For trying to be cute

i wonder what kind of noodle he used 0_0