By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 23:38 - Bangladesh

Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML
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NeatNit 32

Just get it over with already. Seriously, you sound like a character from a bad sitcom.

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Zimmington 21

Make a ******* decision & stick to it

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Nix96 23

Your girlfriend must be a master manipulator to turn the situation around like that. That, or you are not entirely ready to end it yet.

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carelessxdanger 9

she's one smart cookie. its called the art of being a girl. ;)

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catkat1988 17

Sounds to me like you weren't ready for the break-up. Either that, or she's just a ninja manipulator. You probably need to figure out which one it is, and I don't think either of us can help you with that.

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Wakachulak 22

Or OP is missing a vital organ: His spine.

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worldclassrager 39

Write down what you want to say and just read it...or if you want her to do it just piss her off Enough and she will...

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buttcramp 21

I can see this happening.. you get in a little fight, things go 'round and 'round.. but if you're posting here about it then you're upset you're still in the relationship so end it.

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lesley3r3 22

So you want to dump her but you don't want to be dumped?

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egrudy 9

Your life as a man is over as far as this relationship is concerned. Either get out or hand over your man card......permanently

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Saikon1357 25

Been there, done that. Sounds like your SO there has you whipped from letting them be controlling for so long. Remember people, a controlling partner is an abusive partner, get out fast.

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