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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML

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By LostSleep - 24/05/2016 21:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken at 4 a.m. by the sounds of someone crashing down the stairs. I scrambled out, still half-asleep, to find out that nobody was in an agonized heap at the bottom. The walls are so thin in my house that I could hear the neighbour falling down HIS stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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Who goes there?

By dontbadouche - 01/02/2010 13:45 - Senegal

Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML

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By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

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By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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By guessthatsatrickthen - 31/10/2015 17:19 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I opened the door to what I thought would be a group of trick or treaters. It was actually a naked man. He wanted to come in. FML

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Ouch

By Oldhouse - 22/07/2014 03:46 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML

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By halloweensucks - 01/11/2010 01:08 - United States

Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML

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By Halloweenie - 16/10/2009 08:44 - United States

Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML

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smartass101 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 12:13

how the hell does that happen?

perdix 29

Sunday 1 November 2009 12:51

To the rational mind, this would just be a coincidence. Others would have you believe that since she cheaped out and didn't supply "treats" to the trick-or-treaters, her ceiling collapse is her "trick." The Great Pumpkin can be a real bitch!

Comments

Goobian 3

Sunday 1 November 2009 13:38

Ok people. They were upstairs in their bedroom and heard a door knocking noise and assumed it was trick or treaters. Because they had no candy they tried to ignore it. The noise got louder and louder. When they decided to walk downstairs they realized it wasn't knocking but it was the ceiling caving in.

jawjuhh 6

Sunday 1 November 2009 13:47

That's what you get for not having any candy. :|

PenguinBob 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 15:31

this is so fake. im sorry but dont you think that she would notice if the second floor was caving in. this is just another fake fml

LordKoin772 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 16:06

YDI for having no halloween spirit, lol

Whyme8P 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 23:54

What does YDI mean?

nobridgejustwate 0

Friday 19 March 2010 12:51

YDI means *facepalm*. ;D But forsrs, it means You Deserve(d) It. As in the two buttons for you to vote on the FML.

tashi_fml 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 16:15

load of crap...

sammisolstice 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 16:54

I think this is pretty legit. Everyone thinks that the floor you step on on your second floor is just a few planks of wood, and then it's the living room. There's more then likely about 3 layers between you and your first floor. If the first layer is falling, you more then likely won't notice. It's not as if there's going to be a gaping hole.