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By shitbucketsfilledwithshit - 08/10/2015 16:04 - United States - Spring

Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML

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By theydidsmellitthough - 08/02/2013 21:59 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I was playing Slender, when I caught a glimpse of the Slenderman. I jumped in my chair, letting rip a huge fart in the process. Nobody heard it, but only because my shrieks of terror drowned out the sound. FML

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By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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Making a scene

By becca1417 - 01/09/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed, "Holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By stillfuckingcrying - 24/02/2013 21:20 - Sweden - Kristdala

Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Red flags

By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 00:01

Today, I decided i wouldn't take the bus back home from uni, instead I walked to the metro. On my way there, I saw a couple of odd-looking guys, but I thought, "Nah, just because they wear big hoodies and caps doesn't mean they're doing anything", so I ignored them. Two minutes later they mugged me in broad daylight. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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Freaked

By paranoid - 06/06/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

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By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

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Friday 9 October 2015 6:37

Video games change you, man.

mrfailmaster 13

Friday 9 October 2015 6:42

Maybe it was agent 47

Comments

Bryce8 11

Friday 9 October 2015 6:53

Smh.

ruckfules85 34

Friday 9 October 2015 6:53

just saying, if it was slender man he would catch you no matter if you run.

Stillalex_fml 7

Friday 9 October 2015 6:53

Ur first action should be think of how to kick balls

OysterPearls 33

Friday 9 October 2015 7:28

Because you can totally do that from across the street...

NeatNit 32

Friday 9 October 2015 12:36

Well, it's slenderMAN not slenderalien.

sstahpp 33

Friday 9 October 2015 19:51

But..tentacles?? So...

Lalala579121 27

Friday 9 October 2015 23:36

40, So snowmen have balls?

olpally 32

Friday 9 October 2015 7:05

Hahahaha... Dumb ass.

beeferjay 34

Friday 9 October 2015 7:13

yup, happened to me last time I tried to watch goat ****

allforfun 23

Friday 9 October 2015 7:15

I'm thinking you shouldn't drink

leogachi 15

Friday 9 October 2015 7:18

Why are you embarrassed? It was just some random guy and unless you told people, nobody you know will know about this.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Friday 9 October 2015 7:35

And this is why you should say no to drugs.

ExcuseMyHiccups 9

Friday 9 October 2015 8:53

If you're talking to drugs, it's probably too late haha

anythingrandom 23

Friday 9 October 2015 8:10

meanwhile somewhere else on fml "today someone saw me from across the street, got terrified and ran away. Worst part being I was dressed in my best suit. fml."