Miscellaneous: Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past... - FML

By meantowheels - 21/06/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

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mclayton37 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:03

Wheelchair wipeouts are always funny

Lil_Ms_Trble 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:23

Awfully embarrassing. Poor guys...

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Huevo_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:53

haha! I had to read it twice just because it was so funny!

AshleyRose784 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:53

How is this fml? You witnessed another person have an accident in a wheelchair, yes your life is RUINED now...

Sleepwalker418 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:00

It's an FML because she made an asshole of herself by laughing at a crippled person fall into a water fountain. Accidentally.

ramonajay 0

Monday 22 June 2009 0:22

why are people so dramatic. fmls are just stories they don't have to be like "OMG today is the last day of my life fml" in fact they are much better when they're funny, not depressing

greenltrn2003 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 16:55

"Today, me and my friend decided to go to the mall. We're both disabled and my wheelchair started to malfunction. My buddy started chasing after me to help then some random ****** started cheering us on. I crashed and spilled into a water fountian. FML" if they dont illustrate this one, i'll be mad this is funny as ****

MelKel 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:04

#25 Just because they're in wheelchairs doesn't make them old..

tjenni 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:07

how is this a FYL? it's FHL..were you the one that crashed? didn't think so.

Atropos_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:27

I feel like a terrible person for laughing so hard at this. I would love to have seen that.

mohit88 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:35

Omg ty 4 posting u r full of win

seb12992 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:43

**** THEIR lives.

SergioFML 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:44

You should of gotten this on film. you FAIL so FYL.

rickyrescue 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:50

i hope one day i get to see that. *shakeshand*

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