Miscellaneous: Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past... - FML

By meantowheels - 21/06/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

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mclayton37 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:03

Wheelchair wipeouts are always funny

Lil_Ms_Trble 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 12:23

Awfully embarrassing. Poor guys...

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spillproof 0

Monday 22 June 2009 0:48

Not your fault. Sad for them but funny to watch.

tennisgirly 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:18

thats definitely one of the funniest

giebs22 6

Monday 22 June 2009 2:29

This is not even an FML. How is your life affected by that guy crashing? Congrats on being stupid.

Brycicles 0

Monday 22 June 2009 5:24

hahahaha you cant make shit like this up!

Natashakiable18 0

Monday 22 June 2009 5:44

how is this an fml? =/ not like anyone behind you saw you and said anything lol

Lisimal 7

Monday 22 June 2009 8:46

Just by reading this, it reminds me of the wheelchair race scene in Scary Movie 2 XD Poor guy.

christianmcox 0

Monday 22 June 2009 9:11

hahahaha i did that with my girlfriend thats funny

skiz_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 9:30

damn that sucks. the new comment system with replys have kinda turned FML into a flame war breeding ground.

shoegal808 0

Monday 22 June 2009 14:37

LOL! I would've loved to have seen this. Poor guy though

thesoccermage 0

Monday 22 June 2009 17:37

omg, this needs to be illustrated LOL

Dumb_dude 35

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