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Your an a$$hole anyways for being a pig to screw over people for going 5 mph faster. Hope you get monkey fever
Dump her
Really, what state are you in, do you not have officer discretion. didn't you recognize the car.
Florida highway patrol sucks. And most interstate speed limits are solely for profit. Speed limits should be written by engineers, not legislators.
That still doesn't excuse you from breaking them. And the highway patrol have absolutely zero influence on that, so why blame them?
YDI for being a cop.
Should of had your partner write her. Then you would have been able to sleep in the bed tonight and not on the couch!
I can get being required to ticket her, but if she's your girlfriend did you not recognize her car? Plenty of people speed all the time, not sure how you officers pick and choose who you're going to pull over. If you would've recognized her car I'm sure another speeder would've came right soon behind her. Also, a joint account? With a girlfriend? Damn kid that's a little needy. Usually wait till marriage for that shit.
She broke the law, dude. She's an adult. If you pay for this, you're a butthole.
Now you realize how this feels.
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Damn, there goes your doughnut money.
Lying in court is a Brady violation, really lying at all as a police officer, under any circumstances in the course of your official duties (and no it doesn't apply when you're using it as a tactic to gain a confession) is a Brady violation. Once you have that, you can no longer testify. If you can't testify, there is no point in the department retaining you and you will be terminated. Even little "white lies" can get you fired. Police can lie to the public in the course of their duties, but not to their department and certainly not to a judge. It is very unethical and immoral. 99% of officers take the whole held to a higher standard thing very seriously. In this case, if he wasn't willing to issue a warning to her in front of his partner, I guarantee he is not willing to lie in court in front of him. That's just and IA and termination waiting to happen. Besides the fact it's just wrong. However, I find it strange he was even allowed to write her a ticket due to the relationship. It's standard practice to call another officer to handle the stop or investigation if it's family, SO, friend, neighbor or nemesis to prevent bias. But I agree, the girlfriend is a jerk for putting him in that situation.