By Chef stupid - 11/08/2016 15:32 - United States - Houston

Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
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syki 22

Well, obviously you now have to cut the exact size piece off the other thumb.

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Welshite 39

Oh sweet. I've been looking for Cannibal Cuisine.

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LevelupKid 8

You thumb ****** up.

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thisguy22 33

I guess you weren't really paying much attention at all....

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obeykaitlyn 25

I guess you wasted the time spent trying to cut the veggies evenly because now you can't serve them. But I hope your thumb gets better!

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Jesshatt 11

done that before....had to get 8 stiches one time

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iiSpitMarbles 16

That's dedication man, holy shit. Hope you're okay and it's not too painful.

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Sexycouchpotato 5

Was it at least the same size as the veggies?

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hoponpip 20

I hope you're ok and that maybe it was possible to save and even reattach the piece??

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vikky538 28

I cringed after i read this. That must've hurt so much

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middlenamefrank 8

Was the tip of your thumb the right size?

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Royness 8

Was it the same size as the vegetables?

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