By Justforlolz - 24/11/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML
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Keyman1212 14

Dear God, most turkeys weight like twenty pounds. I'm impressed by the customer's strength. I also blame them for buying their turkey on Thanksgiving. Stupid customer.

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xlorawrz 9

Ah, Thanksgiving. That holiday makes people do some crazy shit.

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alanmacabre 2

Slap them with a large frozen cut of brisket and tell them to try something new.

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reaganomics 6

Consider it training, if you can dodge a frozen turkey you can dodge a ball !

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Kiksters 0

Well that's what they get for buying one the day of Thanksgiving, procrastinators get on my effin nerves!!!

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Justforlolz 14

18- I want to see that survey. Seems legit.

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SirObvious 1

Good thing yall didn't have bigger ones or else you could have gotten a concussion:)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Sorry op, it's a PETA sponsored survey, apperantly they hate thanksgiving and faked a survey in hopes to rally against thanksgiving. Don't look at it...

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sugarandspice33 0

Tell him that he should have bigger balls

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perdix 29

Unless the customer was an Olympic shot putter, they are right. Any bird that can be thrown by a mere mortal is a pathetic excuse for a turkey.

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KindaFunnyRight 8

You're lucky it was a small turkey so it probably didn't hurt too much

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boo_bee_fur_me 2

It was probably frozen like most turkeys in stores so I'm guessing it was like a huge rock hitting op..

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pie29302930 0

You really should have bigger ones.......

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