By Justforlolz - 24/11/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML
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Keyman1212 14

Dear God, most turkeys weight like twenty pounds. I'm impressed by the customer's strength. I also blame them for buying their turkey on Thanksgiving. Stupid customer.

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xlorawrz 9

Ah, Thanksgiving. That holiday makes people do some crazy shit.

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SauceySarah 30

Turkeys can't fly! Okay, sorry. That must have hurt tho. FYL.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Imagine he threw you a big one because you didn't have small ones. Lol.

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chengy4191 7

Well atleast it was something edible and not something hard like 3 D batteries

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kaykay20 0

A frozen turkey is hard and frozen ones are usually raw so not edible till cooked.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Wow, PETA is really ****** up. They're the Nazis of vegetarianism.

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ohmandapants 16

What the hell! What a waste of food! Ungrateful bastards.

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Enslaved 36

My family was looking for a specific size turkey too. The stores were out! We're having turducken. Dinner should be interesting. :O Turkeys over 13lbs really don't taste the same to me. Bigger ones are tougher. IMO

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perdix 29

Couldn't you stuff a sparrow into the chicken, and then stuff a hummingbird inside that? If the turducken is a batshit crazy idea, this seems like a perfect way to two-up it.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

I guess he didn't like going Cold Turkey. ...Just saying. :/

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ZXDriver 0

Nothing says "Happy Thanksgiving" like a frozen turkey upside the head.

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rattusrattus 18

This customer needs to learn to pre-order your turkey. Simple. Also, who needs a 20lb turkey (based on former commenters)? My family has horror stories about the giant turkey my great aunt got from her employer every Christmas. The seven of us (its up to 11 this year though) get by on a few packs of turkey breast, some chicken breast and legs, stuffing, pigs in blankets, veggie pie and fine, fine roast potatoes... *drool*... everyone gets a bit of what they want. (I'm English, so we just do Christmas.)

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