Work: Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado....

By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By /(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

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By are these people even HUMAN? - 01/08/2013 15:18 - United States - Bristol

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

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By Kaite - 03/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML

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By Shoofly - 04/03/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 06:03 - United States - New York

Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Subway. A lady was in the line with her toddler. The kid screamed in his bid for attention, while his mother and the cashier ignored him, to the point that his voice became a loud screech and the sandwich artist couldn't hear me. I bellowed, "SHUT THAT KID UP!" Silence and glares followed. FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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That's no excuse

By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 08:00

Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML

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By matte - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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PeachyJinx 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:04

I just imagined that innocent bystander screaming "my leg" like that random guy off of Spongebob hehe

Xmarshall16X 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:02

Sounds reasonable.

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LizzJizz 16

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:07

Lol what a nut job...throw some green baby poop in his sammich!!! There's his avocado!!!

JesusFishTaco 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:32

There goes my appetite...

knocking 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:47

Hell, it does look the same. That's one of the reasons why I don't like avocado. He probably wouldn't have noticed until he went to take a bite.

ColorfulDonut 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 12:10

that made me throw up a bit -.-

smurfsarwales 9

Sunday 17 July 2011 14:31

obviously we all carry around green baby poop for these situations...

Bowser6622 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 15:56

Always make sure you read FMLs when it isn't a mealtime.

stroudie94 9

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:07

should've chased after him with a footlong.

Cleao18317 11

Sunday 17 July 2011 17:06

up the ass

thatnucca 36

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:07

I want my avocado flavored crack sandwich...

flockz 19

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:08

now his superhero suit and matching avocado cape are going to have to be replaced and u complain about a little spit in your face? selfish bastard.

SilentTreatment 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:08

You should have chased him and bet him with a footlong.

1215116a 14

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:29

Bet for what? The suspense is killing me!

rawr1011 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 13:23

I think he meant Beat

1215116a 14

Sunday 17 July 2011 15:48

Yeah, I know, I just like poking fun. :3

ThorneCrossed 9

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:08

I was going to get that on my turkey and ham sub, but I didn't think they'd go well together. I kind of regret it

enonymous 8

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:08

What!?! No more Avo Ca Do ?!? WHY GOD?? WHY???

iTransform 8

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:08

The bystander should have tripped his ass up on the way down.

asianpandabear 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:09

I can see why he did so...avocados are amazing!

cheskiiie 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:09

wow WTF.

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