Work: Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado....

By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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By matte - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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PeachyJinx 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:04

I just imagined that innocent bystander screaming "my leg" like that random guy off of Spongebob hehe

Xmarshall16X 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:02

Sounds reasonable.

Comments

howslife123 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:24

just put on lettuce and say it's dried avacado

FMLaddict20 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:25

maybe next time hel bring his own avocado.. haha

socerchic 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:27

lmfao that was totally me (;

glompable 19

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:29

Wait, what? I work at Subway and all Subways always have to have avocado... I know the TBA promotion just ended, but that doesn't mean the avo did o.0

hilariexcore 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:42

My Subway didn't have it before the promotion. Are you sure it's not just a regional thing? Or maybe they're not going to keep it in the stores that didn't sell much of it? I really hope we keep it though.

SteelCladAngel 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 15:56

avocado has /never/ been available in our subways.

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:33

I wonder what he'd do for a Klondike bar.

F0xyTurtle 8

Sunday 17 July 2011 23:40

he probably wouldn't trade an avocado for it

HahaYDI 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:37

You should have spat in his sandwich and been like "there's your avocado, bitch.".

nikkon416 13

Sunday 17 July 2011 9:44

Some people take their submarine sandwiches very seriously... but apparently spitting on someone and abusing an innocent patron is going to bring back his silly avocados... I honestly kind of feel bad for you