By Skidmark Sally - 07/10/2012 21:41 - United States - Las Cruces

Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 837
You deserved it 2 167

Same thing different taste

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trellz17 19

A used condom wrapper? What the hell are those kids doing!

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I see the New Mexico isn't much better than the old one

PhishloverA 14

Should've ate the yogurt OP. don't waste

I'd be mostly concerned about the condom wrapper thats disgusting

Eternal94 10

There a condom wrapper at daycare?!

PhishloverA 14

Ever wonder what you'll find next week when cleaning? Nice to know those little kids already know about using condoms too

COLDB3AR 6
TrollisMe 5

The next episode of Dirty Jobs is now centered at... this day care!

riotshields 4

That is disgusting. Daycares need to be cleaned more than once a week. At the day I work at, each teacher and teacher's assistant cleans his or her classroom every day after the kids leave. Extensively. Everything gets cleaned with bleach, we sweep the floors, vacuum the carpet, take out the trash... The fact that yours is only cleaned once a week is nauseating, considering the extent of how gross it apparently gets.

someone else's children are the dirtiest thing in the world

Obviously after dark there's a sick and twisted underground toddler fight club going on.. what else would explain the tire iron and 3 teeth?