By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
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soozjw 2

Could have been worse, you could be the one that has to clear it up lol

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Imag1naryGirl 0

I think he's mostly upset for having to STAND. If someone had given fatty a chair, he wouldn't be complaining...

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aluminumfalcon 0

Sucks more for the guy who shit himself or the janitor who has to clean it up... but yeah, that blows.

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dragonwarrior 3

So you had to guard shit at least it wasn't running down your pants but still kinda FYL

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piinkbunnii 1

Wow, FYL because you're a mall cop, and FYL again because the mall you work at is too cheap to hire a janitor to clean the shit up. SMDH

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Twi_lover_EC 6

FYL to the janitor or the guy who shit his pants. This also reminds me of this movie I watched called I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell-this guy got explosive diarrhea and shit all over a hotel lobby.

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dreambig22 0

Your fault for thinking you were top flight security, Mall Cop!

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Hiropon 0

I hope you weren't coming back from lunch...

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perdix 29

When the janitor came with the order to get rid of a pile of shit, did he look at you guarding the steaming mound and radio back to mall HQ, "Which one?"

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