Miscellaneous: Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother...

By heya - 24/12/2012 10:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML

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By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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By jhulich - 24/12/2013 20:48 - Sweden - H?gersten

Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML

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By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

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By irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

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Keep quiet

By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 23:12 - United States - Hollywood

Today, trying to impress my in-laws, I put a lot of effort into selecting a nice bottle of wine for dinner at their house. When I got there, I gave the bottle to my wife's mother. Later, my father-in-law emerges from the kitchen to berate his wife over her poor choice of wine. It was mine. FML

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Mum

By mummer11 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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By ouharguohargssdf - 28/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents, despite their long-standing hatred of me. Later on, my mother-in-law muttered to me, "I made yours special for ya", smirked, then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML

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By sucks_brah - 25/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

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Monday 24 December 2012 18:55

That's great parenting... Not

TML329 14

Monday 24 December 2012 19:01

That would still make your mom look bad,your children are a reflection of yourself after all

Comments

bloodangel494 1

Monday 24 December 2012 20:14

nice! lol

Iamrebecca 2

Monday 24 December 2012 20:14

That's so messed up, seriously what a cow.

barronterrier 3

Monday 24 December 2012 20:16

So did you look worse?

Shadow_Phantom 26

Monday 24 December 2012 20:21

I think your mom needs some therapy...

Denny1 15

Monday 24 December 2012 20:50

Mom of the year

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Monday 24 December 2012 21:06

Well, I guess your mother is out of the running for 'Mom of the Year's award.

sgtcxelite 11

Monday 24 December 2012 22:54

Mom of The Year Is Awards are quite hard to win anyway

Chazzzor 10

Monday 24 December 2012 21:20

WTF! (1) It just makes your mom look like a terrible mother. (2) And you couldn't taste the alcohol? - You have some responsibility for going ahead and getting drunk.

pink_raindrops 26

Monday 24 December 2012 22:19

Depending on what she was drinking, it's easy to not notice it at all, especially if there isn't too much in each drink they had. Clearly the OP wasn't aware they were drinking alcohol until it was too late and realized what happened.