By crawfo - 31/08/2009 13:54 - Australia

Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
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regalarius 0

Oops! Well you had to come out eventually, but FYL :- Also: not last! :-) (I'll be teed off if they close the topic though)

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thefaded 0

Your parents must not have been too upset - at least they didn't barge over to your table and demand to know what was up.

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aiezaiza 0

I love the fact that someone wrote about the "stigmata" attached to homosexuality. Stigmata is a religious miracle where somebody gets the signs of the crucifixion appearing on their hands. LOL :)

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GrapefruitZoe 0

That's a crazy phenomenom. It's totally in the person's head. They create them, because the scars almost always appear on the hands, whereas crucifixions would require nails through the wrists. OH THE HOLOGRAPHIC UNIVERSE!!!!!!!! IT IS SO. ACCEPT IT NOW!

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lakester 0

to all previous moronic comments: SO WHAT if a total stranger is gay. it happens. they exist, and always have existed. it does not concern you or affect in absolutely any way. and it's not like they're going to cease to exist if you treat them badly enough.

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anonymousabcd 0

Hahahaha I agree. Which is why i don't give a shit. I don't have anything bad to say or have anything against gays, but i don't support them. Sorry if i offended anyone. :P

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null_fml 11

So you're.. basically neutral towards gays? Now that's an attitude I can appreciate!

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NEWTROLLINTOWN 0

god made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve

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Jazzywrites007 2

No, you genius! God made Adam and Steve....while Eve *watched*. But Steve kept re-decorating the Garden so they killed him and buried him under the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil! That whole "apple" thing is just a misprint. Geez, did you even READ the bible???? ;-)

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catriona_cd 0

so you are another one that agrees that incest is ok?? geneticaly adam and eve are related :P since "god" made eve from a rib taken from adam, that is genetic engineering isnt it? we dont have to accept people we only have to tollerate them:)

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PlasmaFox 0

YDI for pretending that people are accepting of homosexuality. They aren't. Stop whining and get over it.

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rockmyworld 0

holy smokes, this is about twenty different conversations on one page.. well, that does kind of suck..at least they didn't exactly embarass you and your date. gd luck! hope all goes well

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BloodyPoisonKiss 0

Awwww, well I hope things went well. And tell all of those other homophobes to go to hell!! People do accept homosexuals!! I may be straight, but I am a full fledged supporter!

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melange_fml 0

Why is everyone going insane and attacking the OP's homosexuality? This isn't really the place, you troll nutjobs!

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