By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML
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ritzbits 0

how did this phenomenon occur?

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Rdvlvt 0

Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month

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tiger_lover9428 0

Unmmmm ouch?

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zombiekitten87 12

That's disgusting... I can only assume you weren't wearing underwear to get yourself caught in a zipper, and if you weren't going to buy the pants, someone else will now buy your vag-tainted reject pants.

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avclovewsh 8

Umm so I take it you weren't wearing any underwear or a way too small pair ........

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fuzz97 23

Goddamn, you must have MASSIVE beef curtains.

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pulore 3

U must have some serious meat curtains!!

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leadman1989 15

So it was like a giant clap trap.... o:,

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wikkedphuka 0

clap trap??? wait r we still talking a bout her clitterdik or the game borderlands

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leadman1989 15

Never played that game. :( That refrerence went strait over my head. Lol

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