Work: Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her...

By jesuscrip - 18/02/2016 06:08 - United States - Orrville

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I saw a woman in her late thirties pull out some hair and put it in her food, then threaten to sue me and the restaurant. She also told me no one would believe me, a teenager, when I told her I saw her put it there. FML

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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The cliché is true

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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Drama

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brookhaven

Today, my 45-year-old child of a mother made such a dramatic scene over finding a hair in her food that the initially apologetic owners ended up kicking my family out. FML

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Hair-raising

By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By dirtythief - 18/07/2013 16:01 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML

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By anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:18 - United States - Crossville

Today, while working the drive-thru at work, an older woman asked for my phone number to give to her single son. After I politely declined, she called me a slut and threw her food at me through the window before promptly speeding off. FML

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By FastFoodWaiter - 03/09/2012 23:43 - United States - Saukville

Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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selenesixx 15

Thursday 18 February 2016 16:41

Try to get a DNA test to prove it. your witnessing would be probable cause.

Raekwon_fml 8

Thursday 18 February 2016 16:42

Let her waste her time filing a lawsuit. There are no damages for her to seek so it would be frivolous.

Comments

PrimalSeptimus 2

Friday 19 February 2016 1:37

Tell your manager and let him handle it. Don't risk your job over a few-dollar order.

thatsme293 28

Friday 19 February 2016 2:12

First off, no lawyer is going to file a suit on a fast food chain. Well... Maybe Donald Trump's lawyer would.

Echosnow 15

Friday 19 February 2016 2:13

The nerve of some people

wateva1 1

Friday 19 February 2016 2:50

Should have taken the food with the hair in it first, said to her...now pay your bill or we will be taking you to court for attempted extortion. You have just give us the evidence and enough witness to do so. Empty threat like hers, but she would have paid the bill. Just needed to call her bluff.

captainwhiskers 18

Friday 19 February 2016 3:17

Sorry OP. Some people are just crazy. You shouldn't feel too threatened though, as she has no basis to sue.

Karau_fml 12

Friday 19 February 2016 4:37

Maybe ask to look back on security cameras for proof?

jesuscrip 12

Friday 19 February 2016 5:19

Follow up:

jesuscrip 12

Friday 19 February 2016 5:26

I asked my manager to review the security camera footage, we tried to kick her out, we ended up calling the police and she was taken in handcuffs while screaming still, what a crazy bitch but as far as I know she's not allowed back into Wendy's :)

crazymentalblond 25

Friday 19 February 2016 7:34

Well that's good. One less crazy person you have to deal with at work. I can never go back to working in the food business. Once was enough for me. I applaud you for dealing with all the customers everyday.