Together forever

By Will - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML
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enough4 0

"Today I encountered an easily fixable problem that I was too stupid to look up on Google. FML"

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aback 4

Draw one on his forehead while he's asleep.

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erectoralcollage 0

how does your plight compare to that of a darfur war orphan? pussy

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Kaiden2554 0

I like this person. he's probably a good artist.

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Havin 19

if you use a whiteboard marker to draw over it, will come off easily :)

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Purple_pixie 0

Rubbing alcohol gets permanent marker off. Good luck!

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SheriPutz 0

Magic eraser! They really must add magic to it bcuz it works on everything

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baden18830 5

nail polish temper will remove sharpie

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camm7 0

Use dry erase to clean it off it works like magic

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serenaluvspie 0

Paint the door red

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nateshannon1 4

yes because your the first person this has happened to and nobody has developed a substance to remove it. or wait there is, acetone. itll get ya drunk too

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