Together forever

By Will - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 262
You deserved it 5 164

Same thing different taste

Top comments

"Today I encountered an easily fixable problem that I was too stupid to look up on Google. FML"

Draw one on his forehead while he's asleep.

Comments

blackfire_fml 0

Wow. Did you even TRY to clean it off? If that didn't work, did you even try to ask someone what would work? This is like if someone posted: "Today, I spilled some milk. I have to live with the horrible smell for the remainder of my time living here. FML"

etherealjoy 0

go over the top of it with a proper dry erase marker

cafarlic 0

If nothing else works, magnets are your friend.

Well, you have two options: (1) Grab a permanent marker and magically turn your refrigerator art into a beautiful butterfly. ^o^ (2) Remove the markage - this should be easily doable with the dry eraser technique, a regular pencil eraser, or viable solvent (alcohol, isopropyl, nail polish remover, etc.). If you didn't/don't know how to do this, Google is your friend. Why on Earth you posted this lame pap here (read as "not FML material since there is no FML involved") is beyond me. If you can find your way here, how the hell could you not know how to use a search engine?

yup, rubbing alcohol or mineral spirit. Nothin is permanent in life, remember that.

jessiixcore 0

/Win. I like your roommate already.

For anyone who thinks this is cool... You must be a retard, or immature beyond belief. First... Get something to clean it off. (Paint remover, nail polish remover... There's lots of things that will remove permanent marker.) Second... Whip your roommates ass for being an immature fag. He must like to look at dicks all the time... Big red ones. You might want to suggest he go to the doctor if it's big (swollen) and red.

Use a spirit based liquid to clean it. But more importantly, you'd rather *move* than live with it? you could have changed the refrigerator if it bothered you so much, or covered it up!

mbii 0

Writing off the permanent marker with a dry erase marker then erasing it works. I swear.