Tonight, on Blind Dates…

By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
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Doortje 29

Throw the drink in his face. What a rude prick.

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torbey 23

What a dick, I hope you refused his 'kind offer.'

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Speshul 3

He probably took one look at you and realised you were far too good for him.

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perdix 29

If it takes self-delusion to get by in life, then go for it.

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klovely22 13

Damn. I should probably read the comments before I post.

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Jeffo193 13

Most of us aren't like that, i promise :-)

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emeraldisle 30

I hope you didn't stick around for too long after that.

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baronsmommy 14

I hope you declined his invitation and told him you don't find him to be attractive or a gentlemen and would rather not waste your time.

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baronsmommy 14

I try ;) good thing I'm married, dating sounds terrible!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Slip something in his drink, and tattoo at giant penis on his face or ass.

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ilovesarcasm 18

If that ever happens again OP, which it shouldn't, next time tap into that wit that is inside us all. A quick "Nah, alcohol isn't going to be strong enough for me, sorry." as you are in your way out will shut ’em up. Don't let assholes shock you silent. Sorry OP. What a douchenozzle.

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DarkHelmet 10

Well women always say they want an honest man. Sometimes that honesty is brutal.

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nowayisthisreal 4

That comment is way, way more ugly than any woman has ever been.

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SApprentice 34

I hope you decided against having a drink with him. You deserve to find someone who is more worth your time than some superficial scumbag.

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kotana191 8

so it's not gonna be a long term relationship. as long as he pays, why not get a couple of drinks? better luck next time:)

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