Tonight, on Blind Dates…

By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
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Doortje 29

Throw the drink in his face. What a rude prick.

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torbey 23

What a dick, I hope you refused his 'kind offer.'

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botanistjessica 24

My inner OCD has compelled me to point out that the words in quotations doesn't have the same quote symbol at both ends.

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botanistjessica 24

*don't, not doesn't I replaced a word then forgot to change that one

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carminecris89 13

Thats where you say "go **** yourself" or "that's funny, I was thinking the same thing". What a prick. Sorry, that's really awful.

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perdix 29

Liquor him up and I'll bet you'll start looking pretty good to him. You can pretend it's your sparkling personality that won him over, but we all know it's the alcohol.

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kross86 2

Maybe he was trying to get you drunk hoping that he might have a better chance at getting in such a cute girls pants that way. Yep, that's what happened. Still kinda prickish, but at least he thinks you're cute.

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CeltHound 14

Should've said "No thanks, you aren't attractive enough to have a drink with!"

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devious418 3

Bogus sounds like a hit and quick... :./

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klovely22 13

Maybe he saw how beautiful you were and thought he didn't stand a chance. Maybe.

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goodgood_fml 5

This happens to me quite often so I stopped doing blind dates. Men like skinny girls with flawless skin, long hair, and perfect teeth. Those things, I do not have. No one wants someone who is financially stable, can cook, has class and a good heart. Don't give up though, OP. Surely there's someone out there who wants a woman with a good heart.

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pregnantpianist 2

I wish good looking men honestly wanted women with class. I feel like all they look for are girls they can label as easy. It's just bad taste.

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pregnantpianist 2

That's when you smile and knee him in the balls for being an insensitive prick. If a man ever said something like to me, he'd be dead. Men like that don't deserve to have a penis. Or balls for that matter. Because they're *******. Complete *******.

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