Tonight, on Blind Dates…

By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
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Doortje 29

Throw the drink in his face. What a rude prick.

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torbey 23

What a dick, I hope you refused his 'kind offer.'

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RomanBeauty 0

"I net you drink alone a lot" and then you walk away. That's what you do next time OP

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itwouldbetoday 2

I would have said it was on him then poured it in his eyes...

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l0v3p4in 7

What OP's Date May Be Thinking Before Saying, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." "Although, I am still not over my ex and really don't want to be here right now and am only here because some friends encouraged me to get 'back out there'...." *OP walks in* "Well...." "I'm still can't believe my mother died. Maybe I shouldn't have come on this date tonight." *OP walks in.* "Well....." "I can't believe I just found out I have cancer. What an awful night to go on a blind date after such a day." *OP walks in* "Well...."

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howbout_thisone 13

I would've told him to shove that drink up his ass.

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Hey_There_Sexy 3

Maybe you shouldn't go on blind dates. Either that or bring a can of pepper spray.

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