Wow. Some people amaze me. Do people like this really exist??

If you were hot enough, he'd have put in more effort toward courtesy and class. At least you know for sure how impressed he is by you; where you stand. "I have to take a dump." = I'm not worried about being polite to her because she's not all that. "If you'll excuse me for a bit, I'll go use the restroom and be right back." = I better be polite during the courting phase because she turns me on and I don't want to mess this up. Also, if he had been polite, maybe his date wouldn't have timed his dump. lol. 10 minutes eh? I hear that males actually spend like an eighth of their lives taking dumps... so you might want to prepare yourself for a reality check.

How exactly is this an FML?

If he was me you'd wait 30 minutes, god damn.

If it was your 1st date, it may've been his as well. YDI for not explaining social niceties to the boy....

I don't know about anyone else but i have a strictly "poop at home" policy. Sure sounds like you've caught yourself a charmer there

Eh? Unless he was using it as an excuse to crawl out of the window or run to the bathroom to have a sex-chat with his "real" GF (or some such nonsense), I fail to see the problem. His manners could use some work, but I've seen worse in relationships which were actually healthier than ones without. He's only human. Do yourself a favor and either grow up or ditch him, because the way you talk isn't indicative of the ability to handle relationships. In fact, the sooner you get over the "crush" itself and realize him for the human being he is instead letting the situation kowtow to your personal fantasies, then so much the better.

atleast he didnt just ditch yu. its not a big deal is it?

I'm not saying it's classy, but this is definitely the sort of thing I could see myself doing without thinking about it.

Sounds like something my EXboyfriend would do...