Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar

By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
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FarSide 22

You only fail if you say you were going for a different ending...

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DamnSmooth 0

Although I'm sure your not the first to have this happen, you've still somehow made every musician everywhere deeply ashamed. Thanks ! (I hope the security guy punched you in the face. )

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tona01 16

No he didn't, OP was the only one ashamed, or is your life ruined, because some random guy fell off stage ? Asshole

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audiophileMom 11

45: he(34) is some loser who thinks he should have made it while op apparently got SOMEWHERE. jealousy's a bitch ;)

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DamnSmooth 0

Christ, this has happened to you to; hasn't it ?!

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AffenKid 9

Damn Smooth: I'm sure you never miss a note or have ****** up on stage...sorry Mr. Clapton/Page/Petrucci/De Lucia

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DamnSmooth 0

ME, make a MISTAKE while playing live ?! Boy, have I ever !!! Fortunately, they were subtle enough to generally go unnoticed by the crowd & the band itself in most cases. I haven't had the pleasure of stumbling, falling & having my guitar create a horrifying mess of ear-irritating feedback, squeals & squelches over a song as the guitar was loosened from my grasp, however.

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tona01 16

Actually no it hasn't happened to me, but i am in a band, and it happened to our lead guitarrist, she broke her knee falling down, she lost the ability to do any sport that requires jumping.

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rusrsbrah 0

Risers: they're worth it.

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Binsy 8

You're not legit til you have battle scars. So this works in your favor!

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TheDrummingResul 0

Finally an OP with a life.

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Enigmax2514 7

Into the security guy not onto? Boy, that security guy must have a gigantic mouth then. Imagine, if you will, in slow motion, op dives headfirst down onto security guy. He looks up all flabbergasted, opens his mouth wide and goes " NUUUUUOOOOOOO..." before orally receiving op

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leadman1989 15

Who says he fell into his mouth? The security guard could have other mammoth orifices. :p

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OfficeNinja 5

it's cool. just say the beer is yours and you have been partying for days without sleep. it will only add to your rock star street cred!

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