Health: Too late

Too late

By UhOhhhh - 08/09/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I woke up, took a shower, made some pasta, drank 3 glasses of water and brushed my teeth. I then left my apartment to see signs posted all over warning us not to use the water without boiling it because the water company just found E-coli in the water. FML

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By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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By bonnmo - 11/11/2018 11:30 - United States

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By jordanss - 11/11/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML

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By Moe - 23/01/2009 12:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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lenasaur 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:24

At least you boiled the water for your pasta! but yeah. fyl.

noidea_fml 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:22

unlucky..sounds like something i would do! btw why were you eating pasta for breakfast?

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untalented1 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:27

wow, drinking boiled water sure takes the fun out of drinking a nice, cool glass of convenient, reliable water

amiotica 2

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:27

ummm well most people when they boil water they boil a bunch of it and put it in a jug in their fridge and refil it before it runs out so that the water is convienient and they dont have to take 10 minutes to boil some water before they drink it...

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:27

Who the hell eats pasta for breakfast? And as for the shower/teeth brushing, I hope you didn't drink any of that water....shower water and gross tooth brushing water..ew You're screwed on drinking so many glasses though

unomo 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 5:39

ok this might seem crazy but maybe just maybe she was premaking the pasta for mac and cheese or macaroni salad or for lunch *GASP*

LewJH 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:28

I lol'd.

ilikeu12 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:28

Hmm wow not good

musiclife_fml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:29

yay a real FML, not one of those questionable ones we see lately. yeah, that really sucks...definitely get your ass to a doctor ASAP

YDIBITCHES 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 1:53

Don't you think they wouldve called......very questionable

allysonnn 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:31

ugh sorry to hear about that D: go to the doctor asap! D:

AliMarie 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:31

Is that even legal? I mean, a phone call. . .maybe. But a signs in the hallway?? How does that warn you when the danger is INSIDE the apartment??

lovelymistake23 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:31

You really from CT? Same thing happened in RI. It suuuucks!

xMandiexCandiex 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:56

haha yeah it did! I was in my dorm this morning, brushing my teeth when my HAWE was like remember everyone don't use the water it has E.Coli... thanks RWU thanks...