Too late

By UhOhhhh - 08/09/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I woke up, took a shower, made some pasta, drank 3 glasses of water and brushed my teeth. I then left my apartment to see signs posted all over warning us not to use the water without boiling it because the water company just found E-coli in the water. FML
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lenasaur 0

At least you boiled the water for your pasta! but yeah. fyl.

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noidea_fml 3

unlucky..sounds like something i would do! btw why were you eating pasta for breakfast?

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ladiesman14 0

tell your boyfriend to be alert for a hershey highway if you get lucky tonight.

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allmidnighteyes 10

E-Coli is cute little body bugs swimming around in your intestine tunnels that make geysers of Godiva Chocolates comparable to Old Faithful spout from your behind, and chunky rainbows of Lucky Charms and Leprechauns erupt from your mouth that paints an immaculate portrait of color in the air as it makes its majestic journey to the ever welcoming ring of the toilet bowl. They can either happen independently, or simultaneously. :D

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Pointy130 0

That was without a doubt one of the most creative ways I have ever heard someone describe a virus.

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missIrene 6

lmfao I love your discriptive words it's disgustingly hilarious

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rihannalover 0

at least your pasta was alright! wow, they should call or email you, instead of putting signs around the building. i just think it works better.

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abbymybowl 0

usually you let pasta refridgerate for a day after you make it, it makes it taste better. So maybe they made it to heat up after work. And is just upset about possibly wasting food?

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LemonFairy 0

The way they posted indicated they clearly ate it. (And, personally, I really hate the way refrigerated pasta is, because it's so dry. *random comment*)

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jessxoxo28 5

get poland spring btw- who eats pasta for breakfast?

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sublime93 0

Someone who feels like eating ******* pasta for breakfast. What's the big deal??

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lindzXcore 0

who drinks THREE glasses of water in the morning?

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hersactually 0

why not. I've done that. in fact I've drank 5 glasses at one go, yeap in the morning.

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ViKAx3 0

Completely fake. By now you would either be dying or being treated at the hospital - Not posting this up on FML. And - I eat pasta for breakfast... LOL. :)

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singachic87 0

In the MA/CT shoreline area, they have detected something unsafe in the drinking water - I don't believe it's been confirmed to be ecoli. Check the news, it's not fake.

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Pointy130 0

Hey, dont diss pasta for breakfast. Its awesome... and at least it would be safe from the E. Coli!

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maggiewalters 17

people lets right correctly, it's E. coli (in italics), not e-coli, eColi iColi, Your coli or w/e. dont worry you have gazillions of those in your intestine already.. pee hee and do you really think the food you eat (and the utensils you use to eat it) in restaurants and food courts dont have E. coli in them? they might seem clean but theyre not. :)

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iGreen_Day 0

If you're so OCD about that, you should know that it's: "Let's WRITE correctly" And OP, your nick made me LOL. Maybe the infected water hadn't got through your pipes yet?

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RatIsKing 0

sounds fake. no one would use that much water that early. not saying you can't, but that's too much of a coincidence

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boatkicker 4

First things a lot of people do are shower and get a drink, and brush their teeth. That pasta is a little unusual, but that was safe anyhow, so it doesn't much matter.

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gothymama 0

Maybe she sleeps with her mouth open. I do, and I always wake up extremely thirsty. She could also be diabetic, which makes you feel thirsty all the time. Or, maybe she just wanted to get a head start on her 8-10 glasses per day.

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