Too late

By UhOhhhh - 08/09/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I woke up, took a shower, made some pasta, drank 3 glasses of water and brushed my teeth. I then left my apartment to see signs posted all over warning us not to use the water without boiling it because the water company just found E-coli in the water. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 897
You deserved it 4 327

Same thing different taste

Top comments

At least you boiled the water for your pasta! but yeah. fyl.

noidea_fml 3

unlucky..sounds like something i would do! btw why were you eating pasta for breakfast?

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_riot_ 0

well what kind,some kinds can benefit its host by supplying vitamin k..... =]

IOwnedYou 0

They thought they could prevent people from using water in the morning by posting the signs outside..?

Why does it matter if the OP had pasta for breakfast? Thats not really the point. Go enjoy your E. coli-free bacon and eggs and let other people eat what they want, ok?

Pasta for breakfast? You couldn't have just a bowl of cereal? Oatmeal maybe? Have fun with your day-long diarrhea. Just tell your boyfriend the backdoor is off limits for a few days.

Soo... you know you have billions of bacteria lining your gut, right? 30% of your faecal matter is actually bacteria, most of which, E. coli. I think its also worth mentioning its probably in alot of the food you eat as well. For example, an experiment i did in class, we cultured bacteria in hand rolls. You do not want to know what was in it. Aside from that, very few strains of E. coli will hurt you. You'll be alright. If not, you'll have a better immune system for next time.

xkitten 0

I moderated this one. That really sucks =[

I'm not usually one to accuse people of lying but this sounds really fake. who wakes up and makes pasta, or drinks 3 glasses of water, maybe one but not three. if this is true I'm really sorry but it sounds fake

LemonFairy 0

1. Pasta for breakfast is fantastic. Pasta in general is one of the greatest foods (in my opinion ;)) because it tastes good no matter what the time of day. 2. Size of glass is relative; also, some people have much drier throats than others. A person who sleeps with their mouth open has a drier mouth than someone who does not. Or, maybe OP just likes to drink water. 8-10 glasses a day is what they say~ ;)

plus, who knows how long they were in their apartment for?

I don't get why people say its her fault. People who said that are such douches...

If you weren't a woman in Connecticut, I would be convinced you were Feliciano Vargas, you know with the pasta and all.