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By munnyfish - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I opened my eyes, I realized that I was crashing at a friend's place, along with four other people. Yep, they all heard. FML
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FreddyLunch 0

If you are a man then to be honest nobody would care.

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Butcher_1419 0

your life is over. kill yourself for farting

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ruben7467 0

I love to Dutch Oven my sisters, it's fun!!!

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protwtf 0

OMG you farted and people heard you? God forbid........................................................ chellinha93-Go die for moderating this you *****.

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erowlyn 0

wow that is embrassing sorry man

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munnyfish 0

Well it left a bad first impression for the 4 randos there...

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diet_otaku 0

i doubt they even remember. people need to quit making such a big deal about farting.

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kindness 0

omg. this is pathetic. who cares if you farted it. they're not going to care. neither should you. i'm a girl and i wouldn't even care!

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sesquipedalian44 0

not an FML, unless the other friends were chicks.

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Ninjaface 0

Wow, waking up after that drunk fivesome would have been awkward enough, but you had to fart just to rub it in? If ever something called for a YDI, it would be that.

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DookieMan1028 0

If they are all men, then it doesn't even matter. I voted for you deserved it, but in actuality it's not even a big deal.

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