Top of the morning

By munnyfish - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I opened my eyes, I realized that I was crashing at a friend's place, along with four other people. Yep, they all heard. FML
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FreddyLunch 0

If you are a man then to be honest nobody would care.

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Butcher_1419 0

your life is over. kill yourself for farting

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Comments

Koosti 0

... So? Among guys this really isn't a big friggin deal.

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seven_to_twelve 3

Oh no! Your friends heard you do something that's a natural bodily function! How will you live?!

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AlwaysSunnyInRI 0

I literally just did that Saturday morning. I don't understand how this is an FML. At all.

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xclegend613 0

Dude don't be mad about that a fart is a pride statement

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prntl_ovrload 0

wow. sounds like something i would do... and im a girl. lol

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shoeman12 0

so what? you're a guy. and how is this an FML?

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Psygod 2

And your point is...? It would be more understandable if it read: "Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I open my eyes, I realized that I was in bed with my hot boss and her face was near my ass and it was actually a shart. I now do not have a job. FML"

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skyttlz 32

haha 59 made me laugh

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Greg73_fml 0

Your a dude and a bunch of dudes hear you fart...YDI for being a self-concious pussy.

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skyttlz 32

so? I'm a girl and I would laugh about it. FAFP

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lilrocker90 10

When I fart with people around, I don't act embarrassed, I act as If I am proud, and it is funny. Trust me. If you do that, it won't feel embarrassing.

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