Intimacy: Tough

Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 18:27 - United States - Westerville

Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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Not now, little man!

By WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY - 30/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML

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By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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By Jesse - 10/05/2012 21:22 - United States - Bothell

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

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By imy - 18/10/2011 15:01 - United States

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2011 10:06 - Finland

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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By artsmart1 - 06/03/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

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By LikeAndreTheGiant - 13/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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Monday 8 June 2009 20:33

Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something

Chfanfiction 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:33

Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."

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gelatinskeleton 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:05

Way to be judgmental of other people's personal preferences, #141.

AmberHall 2

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:11

#141 yeaaah cause we all like to have sex in a vanilla missionary position. Newsflash: people like to try new things out. If prostrate stimulation feels good then why not try it, same with different positions etc. I'd rather have a relationship with an open-minded accepting man secure in his sexuality, than a homophobe tryin desperately all the time to be a macho-man

plexico 3

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:13

Shouldn't your wife learn to give you prostate exams when you can't get it up? It would be a helluva lot cheaper than Viagra!

ithedarkknight 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:13

so your pretty much saying #145 u want a man who makes u bone them in the @ss... jeez ppl are weird these days...

yungmoolahbaby 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:22

you got a boner? i thought i had been raped when i got my first. i think you might be gay.

AmberHall 2

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:28

#146 I think your comment was directed at me. No I don't especially want to 'bone them in the ass'. But if I was in a long term relationship and my boyfriend asked me to experiment with him, then I'd prefer that to some jerk who wanted sex in the same position all the time. Guys who aren't afraid of themselves are hot :)

dantheman_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:28

omg hahahahahha. dude i honesly dont laugh at these too often but this 1 if great..... it all depends on what u think is worse... being a **** or that people know/think ur a ****

dantheman_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:35

i think this is the perfect time to pass on how my dad explained homosexuality to me when i was 10... son, you will hear of straight guys going gay, but you never hear of gay guys going straight so there must be something to buttsex, best is to not try it.

hales421 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:42

The prostate is a mans "g spot", of course you'd get a boner, I know plenty of straight guys that enjoy a little "ass play" because its supposed to feel AMAZING. Better ****** than vaginal, I've heard, idk im a girl :p. Your wife probably thought it was funny because she was scared of your reaction, maybe thinking you were gay, which obviously isn't true if you've married a woman. I don't think this is an FML, more just normal human reactions to something you've never experience.