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By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

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Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Brolin 4

Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something

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Chfanfiction 0

Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."

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shorty_64 0

Why are you telling the story here if your mad at your wife for telling it?

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Prawn_fml 2

Weird how many people confuse the body reacting to sexual stimuli with being sexually attracted to your sex. Not very nice of your wife, you might want to have a talk with her about what you consider private knowledge.

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heyyou1203 0

#146, you do realize that penetration with a penis or ***** isn't the only way to stimulate the prostate, right?? And you also realize that enjoying anal stimulation is not by any means equivalent to being attracted to men? Some gay men don't even like being penetrated. If you don't realize either of these things, then you're an ignorant prick who needs to stop making uneducated comments b/c you just look like an idiot.

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92689 0

Although I can see how you'd be embarrassed I'm sure that's really normal and happens all the time. But it was kind of bitchy for your wife to tell everyone...

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deadboy73 0

Make her pay, have her give u a rim job

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horribleville 0

If anything, I would be worried if I didn't get a boner from having your prostate stimulated. It is a bad sign if you don't.

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jetstream417 0

Nuk, you gay. Ha ha just kidding, but maybe not. Anyways, FY wife.

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hogermite 0

everyone is horribly wrong. It makes me sick you all believe Cosmo as medical fact. The g-spot has nothing to do with erection - it adds substance to semen and helps ejaculate. A small percentage of men enjoy it - the rest, the majority, find no pleasure or stimulation. Even the existence of the female g-spot is questioned. Don't believe everything you read, sheep.

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