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By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

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Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Brolin 4

Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something

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Chfanfiction 0

Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."

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dantheman_fml 0

hahahah i love how goldenjew just said we should beat women down and no1 said anything hahah... technicall every1 just agreed that what he said is ok haha....

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Lolitajv 0

It happens. Wait... why did you tell your wife?

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slk_fml 0

shitty thing is, is that the male g-spot is very near to the asshole..lucky us huh!!

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urmomluvsme 0

it's not a bad thing to be a major queer.

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jezus_crist 0

dont worry bout it guy at least u didnt **** while the doc was pressing it that wouldve been extra awkward

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dan81892 2

did you tell her this? because if so, YDI.

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funnyandcrappy 0

What in the hell was your wife thinking? Telling everyone about their husband's prostate exam is weird. I've been married more than once/I think you may have more trouble than just her mouthing off. Tell her to keep quite/if she doesn't, tell all your friends something about her/she'll get the message. Or just divorce her...LOL

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