Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Spicy
Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 407
You deserved it 7 057

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Brolin 4

Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something

Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."

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lovemyE8 0

Oh, COME ON! That's hilarious! I don't know why you're embarrassed . . . I know exactly what to do when I want to turn my man on. Works like a charm, every single time. You can't really NOT respond to a finger in your ass, can you? And if your wife is telling people, I'd assume you two are the kind of people with friends who understand this. I say you should be happy and ask your wife to but her finger in your butt all the time!

Dude - every man gets a boner when he does your prostate exam. Your prostate is where your orgasms start and blah blah blah because of the nerves and wah wah wah... Long story short - If you DON'T get a boner, it's just a sign that you're lacking in sexual ability. Oh - and best thing to do, follow the doctor's example and don't talk about what he says/does outside the appointment. Just tell her if there's anything wrong with your health etc... I doubt she gives you intimate details about her pap smears and mammograms.

samba6970 0

your life sucks because of your wife. no partner should ever share embarassing secrets with other people as that is disrespectul. I shall ask her to apologise and change or leave her as the longer you stay with her...the more embarassing stuffs about you will she compiles..or you can just share some of her embarrassing secrets with her friends but I'm sure you'll be considered a jerk for doing it...

symbiotisch 0

i love how it says 'prostate (man)' at the end of your text. sounds like tomorrow's new super hero.

dude...its natural for a male to get a erection during a prostate...the male "g spot" is located in the ass...so your doc touched it and you got a erection. your wife is a bitch for tellin everyone though.

jamieeeee 0

Well the g spot in a man is in the butt. Gods cruel joke on men.

If it was a hot female docter I would've said. "Now your next. but I'm not using my fingers!"

Probably the latter, because only you and the doctor knew. Unless he's a dick and told everyone.