Work and Awkward: Toxic workplace

Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 08/01/2010 05:39 - United States

Today, my boss told me when I transfer to a Target in Orlando I should work in the clothing department. He said it would be a good way for me to meet chicks. I told him all the girls who work in clothing in that store are ugly as hell. Apparently his daughters work there. I never knew that. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 09:07 - United States - Atwater

Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2018 22:30

Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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By SadisticSatire - 11/10/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I went to work to find two new beautiful trainees. I thought maybe I might be able to hook up with one of them, so I walk up and flash my blue eyes and begin to act like a gentleman. Not five minutes into our conversation the girls ask me if there are any cute guys working here. FML

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By Annette - 22/09/2012 16:17 - United States - Seattle

Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML

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You deserved it 2 100

By Dude - 23/10/2010 15:13 - Singapore

Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 16:29 - United States - Cass Lake

Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

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By FML - 05/07/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By hairy - 25/02/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I told my boss I was bored of being a cashier and would rather go to food prep. He told me I couldn't because my arms were too hairy. I'm a sixteen year old girl. FML

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Synchestra_fml 2

Friday 8 January 2010 12:09

Maybe he was trying to set you up with one of his daughters.

Twinklestar 0

Friday 8 January 2010 15:19

Kind of an inappropriate comment to make about other employees regardless of whether they're your boss' daughters. YDI

Comments

NegativeZ 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:03

How the hell is that his fault?!?

beatissima 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 21:23

I wouldn't relocate to another city just to work at Target...

CandidateForWax 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 18:32

He could be moving there to go to college or something? At my last retail job before I moved to University, they offered to transfer me to the store where I was moving. I'm not sure though.

silverhatt 0

Friday 15 January 2010 8:19

I almost feel bad for you =

julialoves0521 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 23:48

i work at target.....jk

ShawniiBabee 0

Monday 3 October 2011 6:44

Damn! It's true you didn't know , so I hope he wouldn't get mad at you , or think differently , lol a daddy loves his daughters more than anything. GOOD LUCK TOO YA ! :D

SexySaxMann 0

Wednesday 16 May 2012 6:40

A womans beauty is on the inside

yzzami 17

Tuesday 12 February 2013 0:36

YDI for being so rude

paparoachgirl 6

Tuesday 20 August 2013 13:46

leave insults at the door OP. You're in a work environment and need to be professional. All you had to say was that you weren't interested and you wouldn't have a problem. YDI