Traumatized knob

By Anonymous - 10/03/2015 19:11

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Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41

Bro, did you get a handjob from freddy kruger?

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lex1459 38

How could she possibly have looked at what she was doing and gone "yeah, I bet that feels good"

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fivehuskies 6

Bro, my ******* condolences. That hurts my dick just thinking about it

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myanichole 22

If it's hurting or uncomfortable you have to say it. We usually don't know unless told.

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dannnngthatsux 19

Fair warning on intercourse...same thing can happen if she's not wet enough. The friction causes burns and bleeding. This is why, in addition to making her happy, foreplay is necessary. Be careful out there people.

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WhoCouldIBe 11

1-it's obviously possible and happens if you don't use lube. 2 what was she thinking going that rough? And 3 how old are you? 12?

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Benny_Boi 9

Ugh, did she snap your banjo? Happened to me once, whilst drunk.. woke up the next day, blood everywhere, if it wasn't for the searing pain I was experiencing, we would have still thought it was her period.. I feel your paid.

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