Treat yourself

By Reggie - 12/05/2017 12:00

Today, it was the first sunny spring day that I had off from work. I spent the morning making a picnic lunch and took my girlfriend to a beautiful spot overlooking the lake. I did not count on a bird flying by with perfect poop aim as soon as we spread out the food. FML
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AnthonyCS5 19

That bird is probably single like me and wanted you relationship people to be "down in the dumps." I like the way that bird thinks! Lol!

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Eashy 16

There is no way the poop hit everything unless it was clustered together. Just toss whatever was hit away and eat the untouched food.

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AnthonyCS5 19

That bird is probably single like me and wanted you relationship people to be "down in the dumps." I like the way that bird thinks! Lol!

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Eashy 16

There is no way the poop hit everything unless it was clustered together. Just toss whatever was hit away and eat the untouched food.

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Glowworm56 26

Hey bird! Stop pooping on my picnic!

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RichardPencil 30

Supposedly, that's good luck. If that's so, I'll smash a mirror and take my chances.

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vicewinner 5

You will remember this much longer that a regular boring picnic. Maybe telling this story to your kids and grandkids. Be grateful.

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