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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 18:02 - Australia - Wembley

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Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered, "Cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML
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osm1989_fml 6

He's the ****** Whisperer.

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Pensu 12

Awkward. Hopefully he'll get better with practice!

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prettygiirl13 3

You should have moved his hand to the right place

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Adula 14

Wow. You can do butter by dumping people ? That would be awesome.

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RoscoePcoltrane 1

Well.... at least he's confident!

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katyamaslova 5

I just hope you guys aren't teenagers.

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22JB 11

Next time get rid of the pants. That or watch **** together and make a lesson out of it.

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MorganBrown 8

I actually think that's a good idea lol

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Chazyj 4

Some people just need a little bit of help next time he try's show him and I'm sure you will have one soon :-)

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burntbeard 4

you sure he didn't say ummm in my dear? asking if he can proceed instead

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aj94w 4

Sounds like EPD. **Excessive **** Disorder

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