Sex, Embarrassing, Awkward and Intimacy: Uncanny

Uncanny

By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML

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You deserved it 68 758

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By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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You deserved it 6 470

By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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You deserved it 3 324

In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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You deserved it 18 372

Cold shower

By MrAwsum - 17/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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You deserved it 48 717

ur mom gay

By Anonymous - 02/05/2018 01:30

Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML

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You deserved it 725

By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 14 931

Can't talk right now

By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 08:01 - Canada

Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML

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You deserved it 672

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 880

By unbelievable208 - 05/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML

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You deserved it 86 720

Not now, mom!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 18:02 - United States - Gillette

Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML

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You deserved it 199

omgepiphany 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

You still live at home with your mother, and you're sexing up girls all night while she's within earshot? You fool, YDI

djspazy 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:08

lmfao, every time you hear your gf moan, you will think of your mother. score 1 for mom

Comments

ZyQo 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:24

hahaha. well your mom is a retard. she should let you guys **** as much as you guys want. give your gf a slap if she doesnt keep quiet. doesnt always work though since some chicks like getting slapped while having sex because the fright causes muscle contractions, increasing the pleasure when penetrated. well if you slap her ass that is. :P

flyfallfadeaway 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 7:52

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Jali_Malcolm 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:09

Your mom just flipped your world on it's ass.

fallchild007 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:21

hahahaha. omg that's awful

17Master 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 2:24

Kinda creepy that your mother would imitate your girlfriend's moaning. That doesn't change that it was incredibly foolish to be having sex within your parents' hearing range. Also, what #12 said - WIN

a7xforlife 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:16

thats... awkward

alphabetcity 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 6:54

You're asking for it. Your mom is in the house, you know she could hear if someone is ******* moaning.

SilenceOfTheLamb 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 3:31

that would be a little awkward..i'll be embarassed when my mom re enacts that..

AUT_student 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 14:09

So, your Mum was happy with her sleeping over in your room until she found out you were having sex....what did she think you were doing before that, playing tiddly-winks??