"beat my junk like it owed me money!" That's the funniest phrase I've seen since, "My dick is so big it doesn't return Spielberg's calls." Excellent!

kljsdfkjsdkfl LMFAO That's so beautiful, both of those phrases.

I'm going to die laughing. I love you two.

Or maybe she's in college? And it's also summer, maybe she IS a highschool student working a summer job? **** off douchebag. OP, that's awkward...I would have hidden too.

Who would get a summer job as a maid? I'm too smart. And I don't need the money, I've got plenty.

congratulations, but some people actually have to work for their money when they're in high school. not everyones parents can afford to give their kids money. and it has NOTHING to do with how smart you are, you ignorant asshole.

Oh you're a prostitute? Wow.

Hun...there's a little thing called a "Recession" going on around us these days.... High school or college education, it doesn't matter these days....a job is a job no matter how you get it or what credentials you might have. She could be a Harvard grad for all you know and still working as a maid because she can't find a decent job worthy of her education. Also, sorry if not everyone is a spoiled rich brat such as yourself.... By the way, smarts have nothing to do with this issue....and juding by what little you have, I'd say you haven't graduated high school yourself....come back and post a decent and intelligent response when you've grown up.

that's what i was thinking. you don't have to come barging out, but they would stop if they heard commotion in the bathroom.

Hahahah I know! So do I..!